MERCH - SEXY PIZZA

Substance & StylE

When it comes to style, our vibe leans towards classic films that remind us of a time before everything could be answered with a pocket computer. It’s a world where we could envision encountering extraterrestrial beings and assisting them in their journey home, or surviving the mysterious and chaotic consequences of an ancient Sumerian text while staying at a secluded cabin in the woods.

For The Pal Who Has Everything

When you’re in doubt about the perfect gift, a Sexy Pizza gift card is the way to go. You can load this versatile card with any amount between $5 and $200, ensuring your loved ones can savor their favorite pizza and more. It’s the gift that’s always in good taste!

Wear Your Pizza On Your Sleeve

If you’re a fan of this unique style or resonate with our vibes, explore our range of available merchandise. Our shirts are available in sizes from Small to XXL, and we even offer a selection in 3XL and 4XL. Enjoy your shopping experience as you discover your own Sexy Pizza style!

Stick It To The Man

Stickers are a timeless way to add a touch of personality to your belongings, whether it’s water bottles, binders, cars, lockers, or anything else you can think of. If you want to carry a small piece of Sexy Pizza with you wherever you go, these stickers are the memories that will stick with you for a lifetime. Stick ’em on and show your love for the best pizza in town!